Ramen Redone — with Kale Chips, Carrots, and Soft-Boiled Egg

By Joseph Winters ’20

Shortly before high school graduation, I got a ton of gifts from family and friends. There were Starbucks gift cards galore, outdoor gear, straight-up cash, and even a set of ultra-portable camping dishes. Probably the most interesting gift I received, however, was a microwave ramen cooker—make ramen in your dorm room, the packaging claimed. I grinned at the note included with the gift, implying that I would be eating a lot of ramen in the coming months.
The ramen stereotype is a funny phenomenon. It seems to me that a majority of campuses offer some sort of dining plan; despite the economic benefit of instant ramen packs, your average college student isn’t actuallyrelying on nightly ramen meals.
But, despite its bad reputation, ramen can be delicious. I’m not talking about Instant Lunch or Cup-o-Noodles, which are pretty bland and probably not the most nutritious options, but fancier, more hipster-esque ramen. If you’ve ever been to Wagamama, you’ll know what I mean. The other day, I was craving something Wagamama-like: the comfort of ramen, but in a healthier, more flavorful form.
Off to the grocery store I went, gathering some ingredients for my own version of the ramen stereotype. What I ended up making was delicious—a hearty, umami bowl of warm ramen with a little crunch and a little spice. It involves kale chips, which, if you haven’t tried them, are addictive. They’re basically a really convenient and “healthy” vehicle to ingest a bunch of butter/olive oil and salt. This recipe also includes soft-boiled eggs, which is another favorite of mine. If you’re a fan of eggs over easy, you’ll love soft-boiled eggs. The yolk doesn’t get all chalky and crumbly like it does in a hard-boiled egg—instead, it’s all melty and gooey. Of course, it can be substituted by a hard-boiled egg, but skeptics should definitely give the soft-boiled version a try first.

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Ramen Redone — with Kale Chips, Carrots, and Soft-Boiled Egg
Servings: 1
Time: 30 minutes
Ingredients:
1 package ramen and spice mix (I used a millet and brown rice version from Lotus Foods, which I liked because it was whole grain and had only recognizable ingredients)
1 carrot
3-5 leaves of kale (vary depending on how much you like kale chips)
1 egg
butter or olive oil
salt
pepper
Directions:
  1. Preheat oven to 375.
  2. Bring two small pots of water to a boil.
  3. While waiting for water to boil, tear kale into chip-sized pieces. Julienne (slice very thinly) carrot.
  4. Toss kale in a little bit of melted butter or olive oil, salt, pepper, and whatever other spices. Spread coated kale onto a cookie sheet lined with parchment paper, and place in the oven for ten to fifteen minutes, or until crisp but not burned.
  5. While kale is cooking, prepare the soft-boiled egg: place the raw egg in the pot of boiling water and set a timer for six minutes. When the timer goes off, remove the egg and shock it in ice water to stop the cooking.
  6. Prepare the ramen according to package instructions.
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  7. Assemble the ramen bowl: pour the cooked ramen and broth into a bowl. Arrange the kale chips and julienned carrot around the edge of the bowl. Peel the soft-boiled egg and gently slice it down the middle (length-wise). Place the egg halves in the center of the bowl, yolk-side up (the yolk will be liquid-y and delicious, so be careful not to spill!).
  8. Season with more salt and/or pepper (and anything else—soy sauce or sriracha would probably be great) and enjoy!

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Crispy Cauliflower

By Audrey Thorne ’19

Cauliflower is secretly one of the most delicious vegetables. It is good fresh, boiled, fried, baked, or broiled. Cauliflower is actually self-caramelizing, which means that the only seasoning it needs is a little bit of oil and some heat. In my family, when we make baked cauliflower with dinner, it is always the first dish to go. If you could just smell this healthy, surprisingly tasty treat you would be amazed.

What You Will Need:

Fresh cauliflower

Olive Oil

A pan

An oven

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Steps

  1. Preheat the oven to 425 degrees

  2. Slice the cauliflower into small chunks

  3. Put the cauliflower into a pan

  4. Drizzle a generous amount of olive oil over the cauliflower

  5. Bake for 25 minutes or until brown

  6. Enjoy

Get it Plated

By Joseph Winters ’20

Personally, one of the most jarring things about the transition from high school to college was in the impersonalized food scene. No longer was I cooking my own breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day, but loading up my tray at the dining hall. I recognize this isn’t the case for many college students. Some look at vegetables as they would an alien invader. “I have never eaten kale,” a Wigglesworth resident grimaced as he gingerly poked a pile of greens I was about to chop. In fact, he had apparently never cooked anything more complex than a piece of toast. Nationally, according to a survey by the DailyMail, one in three college students can’t even boil an egg. This is just sad.

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But, having grown up in a family where I was an active participant in the dinner-making process, mealtime at Annenberg was less fulfilling. There’s some degree of creativity you can employ in the dining hall—for example, making brown butter in the microwave—but it couldn’t quite replicate the joy I used to get from cooking.

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Enter Plated. I had seen their ads on Facebook describing a meal kit delivery service to make cooking easier, and was intrigued. After contacting Plated’s marketing team, I found myself with a big box of temperature-controlled food that they’d sent me for free in exchange for a review. I picked it up at the Science Center and walked it back to my dorm, drawing attention from some of the tourists in front of the John Harvard statue. Inside the box I got not one, but two different meals: salmon poke bowls and shakshuka. Each meal came with pre-wrapped ingredients and a big recipe card with step-by-step instructions and photos.

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Before ordering on the Plated website, I had gotten to choose from a surprisingly thorough array of meal options, ranging from butternut squash pizza to Asian-style noodles, with options for every kind of diet, including gluten-free, vegetarian, low calorie, and “quick”. I had picked based on perceived difficulty; particularly, there was no way I’d ever think to make a salmon poke bowl from scratch in my dorm kitchen, so I was curious to see how Plated would make the task feasible. I unpacked the box to find every ingredient in its own conveniently-portioned container. Plated had accidentally sent me the wrong recipe card, but they sent the right PDF via email.

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Based on the card, my salmon poke bowl would be done within forty minutes. Just to fact-check. I looked at the clock as I started cooking. 5:45. First of all, something to know about Plated is that they provide the ingredients, not the tools; it’s assumed that you already have things like a knife, sauté pan, cookie sheet, etc. This is a fair assumption, but you should note that if you want to use Plated, you’ll have to rent this kind of equipment from the FDO (if you’re a freshman), which is precisely what I did.

 

As the rice was cooking in my improvised rice maker (a shallow sauté pan with a lid), I unwrapped this tiny bag with a single clove of garlic and got to work, cutting it on my improvised cutting board (a paper towel). I diced some garlic, scallions, and chopped a cucumber mixing them in a bowl with some conveniently prepackaged soy sauce, and combined some prepackaged mayo and sriracha in a different bowl.

I seared the salmon very quickly on both sides with a little package of sesame oil, crumbled it, and added it to the veggie/soy sauce mix with some furikake (Asian spice mix). After I made do with draining the rice by slowly pouring off the water, all I had left to do was “plate” the salmon poke bowl: half the brown rice, salmon/veggie mix, conveniently pre-made seaweed salad, and sliced avocado made for a beautiful and delicious-looking bowl! Plus, after all that, the time was only 6:45! A little longer than the recipe card had said, but I’d put the blame on myself; I was taking a lot of pictures, after all.

The shakshuka went well, too. It was probably a little easier than than the salmon poke bowls, but I did have to procure my own eggs and oil. Since I didn’t want to buy a big bottle of oil, I just substituted an equal amount of butter that happened to be in the fridge (sorry to that butter’s owner!). This time, I got a friend to help. We sprinkled a spice mix over the can of chickpeas and put them to bake while she tore kale and I chopped garlic, an onion, and a bell pepper. I sautéed everything for a few minutes, then added the canned tomato, tomato paste, and kale, sautéing until the kale was wilted.

It would have been better if we had had a cast iron skillet so we could put the pan from the stovetop into the microwave without being afraid of the handle melting, but due to a lack of foresight, this wasn’t the case. I broke two eggs into little nests that I dug into our make-do pan and cautiously set it on the top rack of the oven, watching it carefully to check for melting. I set the naan bread in the oven to warm up as well. The recipe suggested that I wrap the bread in foil, which would have prevented it from drying out, but there was no tin foil in the dorm kitchen, so we made do.

Once the eggs were set, I took the pan out of the oven and divided the shakshuka between the two of us. We were going to use bowls, but we only could find one bowl in the dorm kitchen, so we ended up using these small skillets. Sort of artsy, we thought as we dug in. The shakshuka was a delicious success, and with a whole piece of naan for each of us, it was a surprisingly large amount of food. I had heard reviewers of other meal kit services say the portions were meager, but with Plated, the portions were on the generous side. My friend and I finished the meal feeling very satisfyingly full.

Overall, I’d say the improvisational nature of my cooking experience is more of a testament to the effectiveness of Plated’s service rather than a detriment. Plated made it possible for me to put together an incredible meal under the horrible conditions of a dorm kitchen. The lack of kitchenware was just part of the initial struggle. If I had had to scour the web to find a recipe and then go all the way to Whole Foods and back to get the ingredients, this amazing salmon poke bowl probably never would have been made. Plated is about saving time and effort so you can continue being frenetically busy the entire day and then still cook a gourmet meal for dinner.

Would I recommend Plated to college students? Maybe not to students with an unlimited swipes meal plan, but for anyone who’s planning to fend for themselves for at least a couple of meals per week, I think Plated is an excellent option.  Whether it rekindles or introduces you to the joy of cooking, Plated is healthy, easy, fresh, tasty, and—I’d say—fun!

 

*I’d like to thank the Plated team for offering these two meals free of charge in exchange for a review!

Hello Fresh: How to Adult 101

By Caroline Gentile ‘17

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“Hey! Do you like eating healthy?”

En route to Shake Shack on Newbury Street, I turned around to see a young man in a green apron waving at me.

“Uh, usually I do…” I said, gesturing towards the holy mecca of burgers that I had been fantasizing about all day.

He laughed. “Can I have a minute of your time?”

Usually I don’t stop to talk to people selling things on the street. After engaging in a two-hour conversation with a Green Peace worker, I had learned my lesson. But SJ promised he would be quick.

SJ was a representative for Hello Fresh, an international company that offers healthy meal plans and delivers boxes full of fresh ingredients to make recipes developed by British celebrity chef, Jamie Oliver. Each week, users can select three step-by-step recipes out of several to have delivered to their homes.  Each box contains enough ingredients to make food for either two or four people.

After listening to SJ’s spiel, I decided to try a discounted trial of Hello Fresh.  I had been living in an apartment all summer with full access to a kitchen, but my cooking had been limited to frozen food or various forms of pasta.  Cognizant of the fact that I will be a real adult as of May 2017, I realized that I needed to learn to cook actual, fresh food sooner rather than later.  Especially meat—I am not a vegetarian, but I definitely did not like handling meat.  As a result, when left to my own devices, I tended not to eat it because I didn’t like, nor knew how, to cook it.

Hoping to become more comfortable in the kitchen, I ordered the Classic box for two people, although I was very nearly tempted by the Vegetarian box.  The following Monday, a large box filled with fresh ingredients and dry ice arrived at my doorstep.  Each recipe’s ingredients were separated into labeled boxes, and only the bare minimum of each ingredient was provided, so as to minimize waste.

I made beef and snap pea stir-fry and chipotle-glazed pork chops with garlic-mashed potatoes and roasted broccoli.  My third recipe was for pesto chicken skewers, but I did not have time to make them, so I gave the ingredients to a friend for her to make.  Each recipe came with step-by-step directions, with a picture for each step.  This made the recipes very easy to follow.  I also loved not having to go to the grocery store to get all the ingredients.  Before getting Hello Fresh, grocery shopping had been half the battle for me to actually cook something.  Having it all right there allowed me to focus on my cooking skills, especially with meat.  By following the simple directions in each recipe, I realized that cooking was not as stressful as I once found it. In no time, I was sautéing pork chops like a pro.

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To be honest, I was shocked by how little time it took me to make these dishes—and how good something that I had made all by myself tasted! There were certainly a few missteps along the way—I cut my finger peeling ginger and ended up undercooking my potatoes so that I had to put them in a blender to mash them—but both dishes were not only edible, but also delicious.  However, I thought the portions allotted by Hello Fresh were quite small; I could have easily eaten all the food that was supposed to be for two people if I were really hungry.

Despite the small portions, my overall experience using Hello Fresh was positive.  I definitely became more comfortable cooking for myself and for others, and was able to eat healthfully in the process. When days of HUDS and dining halls are long behind me as an adult, I could certainly see myself using Hello Fresh again.

FLP Thai Cooking Class

by Hayoung Chang ’18

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Today, I ventured down to the depths of Northwest Labs to attend a Thai food cooking class. Led by a Thai chef, the class was filled with a diverse mix of people including hungry college students like me, grad students, as well as old people. After a swift safety briefing, we familiarized ourselves with the authentic Thai ingredients, utensils, and layout of the cooking lab, a neat and comfortable space.

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Following the instructions of our instructor chef as well as the recipe, we got to work. Chopping vegetables and mixing sauces, I was glad to get my hands dirty with some Thai spices. My partners prepared the vermicelli noodles. Mixing it all together, the fresh peppers, hint of spice and succulent noodles combined to create a wonderful dish. I could hardly believe that I had cooked it myself!

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Next, we started preparing the curry by warming some coconut milk. The fragrance bubbling up from the pot was enough to make my mouth water. With my stomach growling, we added dollops of spice and sauces, plopped in some tofu, tomatoes and pineapples, and brought the curry to a gentle boil. Once the consistency was just right, we sprinkled some basil to finish it off. 

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The taste was amazing, to say the least. Perhaps the fact that we had cooked it from scratch had heightened my senses. The curry was just the right amount of spicy, creamy and silky smoothness. The warm and soft tofu complemented the sharp sweetness of the pineapple. Drizzled over jasmine rice, the dish was a huge success.

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Overall, I immensely enjoyed the experience. Not only did I learn how to make some great curry, I also learned to appreciate food, and real food. These days, we consume so many processed and pre-cooked foods, that we often forget where food comes from. By partaking in the process of transforming fruit, vegetables and grain to a delightful dish, my eyes were opened to the true nature of food. Perhaps that’s a little too cheesy, but hey, at least I got the best curry recipe under my belt.

South Indian Cooking

by Richa Chaturvedi ’18 and Caroline Gentile ‘17

It’s always fun to venture to the other side of the table are cook rather than consume. For Caroline and me, the Food Literacy Project’s South Indian Cooking Class was definitely a voyage into the unknown. South Indian cuisine always reminds me of color, flavor, and, above all, danger. The dishes were classic: chapatti, raita, all of the makings of a good South Indian meal. Our only mistake?  Forgetting to always watch your back in the kitchen – constant vigilance.

The cooking class was divided into teams, each one tasked with making coconut chutney and sambar.  The coconut chutney was made with no complications.  My main task was to cut up green chilies, which is something I have seen people in my family do since I was a little kid. I carefully replicated the proper technique: cut the top off, use the back of the knife to slide the seeds out, and then cut into smaller pieces.  Caroline helped with the chutney itself, slowly stirring it over a low simmer until the coconut smell filled the room.

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Coconut Chutney

Up next was the sambar, a classic South Indian lentil dish that’s infused with spices and vegetables.  Now experts at our crafts, Caroline and I cut up the onions, bell peppers, and chilies that were cooked in an oil with spices, which really enhances the flavor of the dish.  I took a break to brag to my parents about my killer chef skills and, a split second later, heard an unusual shriek – Caroline had gotten green chili in her eye, which is literally so painful.

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PSA: do not handle green chilis (pictured) and subsequently touch your eyes…

After a quick Google search, we had Caroline pouring milk in her eye (it actually works, something about neutralizing the chemicals in the chili – check out this sick Life Hack if you don’t believe me) and she recovered gracefully.  Now having really earned our meals, we returned to the class to finish what we started.

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A heaping plate of sambar and coconut chutney

The food turned out great, mostly due to our friends that really carried the team during our little crisis.  We made plates of rice, sambar, chapattis, raita, and fried chickpea snacks.  People always say that it’s more satisfying to cook a meal than to just eat one.  In this case, I would have to agree.  We fought with sweat, milk, and tears for our food.  And it really was worth it.

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Heart-shaped chapati

 

Pumpkin Muffins with a Spice

by Richa Chaturvedi ’18

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In an effort to test how yummy Buzzfeed suggestions really are, I spent my Friday afternoon making these pumpkin muffins!  Spoiler alert: never shall I doubt Buzzfeed again.

Pumpkin is always a tricky ingredient – it has an interesting consistency and tends to overpower everything else in the dish.  A basic rule of thumb for cooking with pumpkin is to enhance the flavor with the correct spice, but to make sure to incorporate more dynamic elements into the recipe so that pumpkin isn’t the only flavor. This is why I added chocolate chips to these muffins. Chocolate and pumpkin is actually an underrated combination, plus they look amazing together!

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The recipe also calls for pumpkin spice, which is just a combination of basic fall flavors: cinnamon, nutmeg, clove, and ginger. Since I’m a normal college student, I didn’t just have those lying around so I was very generous with cinnamon and vanilla extract. It still tasted great! The big takeaway from this is that recipes aren’t set in stone. As long as you have the basic chemistry down, you can take liberties to personalize and experiment with the dishes you create. After all, you’re the one eating them so it’s really up to you.

Above all else, don’t be scared to try new recipes and ingredients. I’m basically inept – there was a period of time in high school when I was banned from using the microwave due to an unfortunate aluminum foil incident – but I was committed to making myself something nice and pumpkin-y and, I’m not going to lie, I crushed it.  It’s helpful to remember that if you don’t make yourself chocolate chip and pumpkin muffins, then you won’t be able to eat chocolate chip and pumpkin muffins. With that inspiration, go forth! And happy fall from Crimson Crave.

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Make it yourself!

Ingredients: 

  • 2 cups flour
  • 2 tsp. baking powder
  • 2 tsp. baking soda
  • 2 tsp. cinnamon
  • 1 tsp. pumpkin spice
  • ¼ tsp. salt
  • 4 eggs
  • 2 cups sugar
  • 1 cup canola oil
  • 1 (16 ounce) can pure pumpkin
  • 1 (8 ounce) package cream cheese, softened
  • ½ cup butter, softened
  • 4 cups powdered sugar
  • 2 tsp. vanilla extract
  • 24 pumpkin-shaped candies

Directions: 

  1. Preheat oven to 350 °F. Line 24 muffin cups with paper or silicone liners and coat with nonstick cooking spray.
  2. In a medium bowl, sift together flour, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon, pumpkin spice, and salt. Set aside.
  3. In an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, or in a large bowl with a whisk, combine eggs, sugar, oil, and pumpkin. Add the flour mixture in two batches, mixing after each addition until uniformly combined.
  4. Using a large cookie scoop, fill the muffin cups nearly to the top with batter. Bake about 25 minutes, rotating the muffin tins halfway through baking time, until a toothpick inserted in the middle of a muffin comes out clean with a few crumbs attached. Cool completely.
  5. While the muffins are cooling, in a large bowl, combine cream cheese, butter, powdered sugar, and vanilla extract until smooth. Frost muffins using a spatula or a pastry bag and piping tip of your choice. Top with pumpkin candies.

*Recipe courtesy of CulinaryHill.com.

Joanne Chang’s “Science of Sugar”

by Bovey Rao ’19

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Nationally recognized pastry chef Joanne Chang ’91 returned to Harvard as part of the Science and Cooking Lecture Series. The series combines a love of delicious food with an equal appreciation for science. Each lecture begins with a brief introduction on the relevant scientific terminology and equations. While informative, these introductions only build anticipation for the main event.

During her years at Harvard, Chang concentrated in Applied Mathematics and Economics. However, she enjoyed baking in much of her spare time. After working as a consultant for a few years, she quit her job and pursued this true passion. Since that time, she has opened numerous Flour Bakeries and Myers + Chang, proving herself as an incredible baker and accomplished businesswoman. By returning to Harvard, she introduces the relevance and applications of science in the world of gourmet cuisine.

Chang’s lecture on September 21 was titled “The Science of Sugar” because of Chang’s expertise as a baker and pastry chef at some of the best United States restaurants. We are introduced to sugar as a malleable tool that accomplishes many incredible tasks in cooking.

Properties of Sugar

  1. Creaming: The process of mixing sugar and butter is a process known as creaming, which is essential to several aspects of baking. Cookies, cakes, frosting, and the like depend on creaming to incorporate additional air into the good.
  1. Hydroscopicity: Sugar is incredible at absorbing water, which allows it to preserve food and make it last significantly longer. This is essential to many commercial goods and allows them to stored and marketed for large periods of time.
  1. Lowering freezing point: For many frozen goods (ice cream, sorbets, even frozen yogurt), sugar lowers the freezing point, which can make for a much more palatable product. Sugar, in high enough quantities, prevents the crystallization of water and allows for a smoother product.
  1. Stabilizes egg foams: While enjoying that mousse, soufflé, or meringue, the egg foams did not just stand up on their own. Sugar is crucial in the process of ensuring that the proteins in the egg foams do not collapse.
  1. Aids in browning: Enjoy the lovely browned cake or cookie? Sugar is responsible for this as it caramelizes on the surface of these goods.
  1. Tenderizes and inhibits gluten development: When gluten in flour tries to form, sugar can prevent it from happening. Gluten makes many baked goods tough and unpalatable, and sugar ensures the product remains tender, without tough gluten fibers.
  1. Crisps pastries: Again, sugar works as a caramelizing agent by providing that quintessential crunch to many baked goods. Many baked goods depend on the crisp texture provided by sugar.
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After exploring these incredible features of sugar, we began a series of actual demonstrations.Whipping egg whites with and without sugar showed the importance of sugar in forming those peaks. Sugar was heated to different points and then cooled to demonstrate how the properties of sugar changes at unique temperatures. At different temperatures, the sugar changes significantly as it could become a hard ball of sugar or a smooth caramel. As the pièce de résistance, Chang created a magnificent croquembouche with heated sugar, which melted to form a net of spun sugar. The thin, angelic threads of sugar demonstrate the truly impressive properties of such a simple substance.

In addition to this extravagant experimentation with sugar, Chang has most recently written a cookbook, Baking with Less Sugar. This feat is incredible given the properties that were explored in the lecture. Chang explored a wide array of natural sweets as possible sugar substitutes and how to get the most out natural sweetness. Be sure to check it out!

Shopping for Food: Food-Related Courses Running this Spring

By Dana Ferrante ’17 & Marina DeFrates ’17

Shopping week is often a perilous time of year. The night before it begins, you have the perfect plan figured out: 4 (or 5) classes, no Friday sections, and a nice long lunch each afternoon. Then midway through the week, you’re on the phone with your parents telling them you just cannot get it together for this semester. “Mom, I’m just going to dropout.” Classic.

Choosing can be tough, which is why the Crimson Crave has put together a list of food-related courses for your shopping list. Tough just got tougher…and chocolatier and cheesier.

Check out the lists below for courses running this spring and fall!

Spring 2015:

  • AFRAMER 119x: Chocolate, Culture and the Politics of Food
  • ANTHRO 1727: Sensory Korea
  • ENG-SCI 24: Flavor Molecules of Food Fermentation: Exploration and Inquiry
  • ESPP11: Sustainable Development
  • ESPP 90t: Environmental Health: Your World and Your Life at Risk
  • FRSEMR 32m: Food for Thought: Culinary Culture in Spain and Latin America
  • ITAL 105: From the Book to the Kitchen Table
  • OEB 52: Biology of Plants
  • RELIGION 1046: Introduction to Religion and Ecology
  • SCI-LIVSYS 19: Nutrition and Global Health
  • SCI-LIVSYS 16: Human Evolution and Human Health

Fall 2015

  • ANTHRO 2712: Ethnographies of Food
  • ANTHRO 1040: Origins of the Food We Eat
  • ANTHRO 2618: The Body in the Age of Obesity
  • E&M REASON-22: Nutrition and Health: Myths, Paradigms and Science
  • French 127: Talking about food
  • HEB 1411: Evolution and Adaption of the Human Diet
  • SCI-PHYUNV 27: Science and Cooking: From Haute Cuisine to Soft Matter Science

Cooking Sounds

by Faye Zhang

 

Snap. Crisp. Twist. Chop. Sizzle. Slurp. Cooking sounds 

familiar as mother’s apron, well worn 

grooves of wood pan handle, plush pad of kitchen rug—

cat clock in caddy corner (lifted of some garage sale) watches over kitchen. 

Child reaches hand towards hot

stove, mother slaps hand back, cat clock

mews the hour—twelve noon for lunch—

sandwiches laid out cut like maple leaves. 

Chipped blue china bowls ring out the souping 

hour, scraped clean by metal spoons: Slurps 

chicken egg noodle, slurps sweet carrots, slurps steam, 

broth homemade, talisman against cold of all sorts.

Cooking sounds, familiar as mother’s apron, well worn 

grooves of cutting board, grooves in tomato vine grown, 

kitchen rag worn to gray, like home—

cat clock in caddy corner watches over mouse hours.

Sounds missed: sounds echoing off to 

nowhere, replaced with conveyer belt, 

replaced with plastic trays ringing

hollow, with formations of numbered things.

Cat clock in caddy corner mews the hour—

12 noon for lunch—both back home (repeat: home

and here: where shuffled papers dip casually in marinara,

and fingers grasp for pallid pastries factory fresh.

Plastic wraps float in plastic trash

sterile steams billow by metal jaws: Slurps 

coffee, slurps papers, slurps knowledge, slurps computer clacking keys, 

slurps time until time trickles down corners of mouths. Here is cold of all sorts.

Missed cooking sounds: Crunchy heads of broccoli. 

Charred meat on outdoorsy dad grill. 

Wurst upon bursted wurst. 

Knead dough, need dough, kneed dough. 

Flour fluffs. 

Powder puffs of whipped egg peaks. 

Oven sounds. 

Stove sounds. 

Love sounds—oh—something missing from the repertoire 

here, amongst made trellises, amongst cold stone stairs, 

amongst cut iron fences, amongst dusty books, among armies of grown children 

dressed like scholars, consuming canned foodstuff by the forkful.

The register pings, edibles servers 

textured packages by well meaning folks in aprons—not mother’s—

tables just disinfected, never greased with history’s salty layers, 

last week’s ravioli, dreams of yesteryear. 

Chairs like troughs, pig remainders. Men, 

men, men with beards, buttons, dark historic jackets, watch from walls. 

Chandeliers dangle from ceilings;

if they fall to the ground and no one there to witness, would they make a sound?

Perhaps, back home (repeat: home), 

the cat clock would mew the hour, raise paw in salute, tick noon, 

tick back hours to a past time

when a small child reached towards stove, confident in mother’s hand

—call back memory of making something wholly made. 

From scratch takes on new meaning. Perhaps one thing only remains,

one thing only possible: to place hand on pan, place pan on stove, 

listen deep to crackle of grease—breath—and remember love in cooking sounds.